I guess this is a blog... I wasn't really thrilled to make this, but I felt it was necessary for a simple reason. That is? Oh. Claire Rostov had one. Many of you people know this, but I'll give you a sweet little reminder if you forgot.
Claire Rostov is the devil.
Imagine, the devil... with a blog, secretly harassing the minds of it's viewers. That is not okay. Claire, i've found you out. Now get your shit together.
I couldn't let this go through, so I quickly put her true identity out there. People, it is not okay to follow her blog. In fact, I would be proud of you if you did the exact opposite. That's right. I want you to anti-follow it. Now, I understand that it sounds like I'm asking for a lot, but I'm really not. So stop complaining.
See, the thing is that Claire thinks she can get more followers in the matter of one week than I can. This is why we need to anti-follow her. Not just because Claire isn't allowed to win, but I'm not allowed to lose either. So I need my community to not acknowledge Claires existence and follow me. Maybe i'll throw in a good word for y'all in my next blog. I should probably explain the concept of the moldy cheese as well... I'll save that for next time. It's clever.
Anyways... you can check Claires demoralizing posts at sincerelyceer.blogspot.com if you dare.
the morale of the post:
I NEED MORE FOLLOWERS THAN CLAIRE ROSTOV.
mwahahaha you shall never have more followers then me....and what day do we decide who wins?
ReplyDeletelets say next thursday at 9 pm?
ReplyDeleteokay fine. that works.
ReplyDeleteCheese officially has more followers than sincerely. :D
ReplyDeletei know, its very sad, haha but i have faith in my blog. and btw jacob your adds are funny because they base them on what you write about so two of them are for like places with the name claire in them and two are about cheese. haha.
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