Gobble?
Gobble gobble gobble.
I am thankful for:
My friends
My cats (not you Grace, you're a douche)
Kayaking
Omegle
Scented Soap Shops
Blogger
Lady GaGa
Velcro
My new neighbor (I haven't met her but I hear she's realllyyyy hot)
Frozen Pizza
Handlebar Mustaches
Magic Markers
I'm not thankful for:
Nuns
Glenn Beck
You
Oprah
The Game (I'm guessing you just lost it? Sucks for you.)
The pregnant man. Or woman. Whatever the hell that thing was.
Vegetarians
Dinosaurs (We have a history)
Candy Corn
Partying in the USA
Bob Saget
That's about it.
Till next time.
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